3 years. 5 houses. Another eviction notice.
...this is starting to sound like a really, really bad movie plot. When do the zombies come in?
It's just been me and Boston, Boston and me in this house for 3 glorious months. He has his own bedroom and a yard to romp around in. I have a refrigerator to myself, a drumset in the dining room, and a green pool/pond/swamp to look fondly at through a big kitchen window.
Not to mention we just put a LOT of effort (and $$) into furnishing this place.
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Your Landlord. Please leave in 30 days.
....that joke sucks.
But it's kind of the story of my life.
What to do??
Option A)
change all the locks, refuse to leave, and live in fear for as long as I can until they call the cops and pull me out kicking and screaming
Option B)
Tell Boston the house is fair game and he can eat as much baseboard, carpet, and hose as he wants ..... while i punch in all the walls with my bare fists and invite all the ASU kids over for some unsupervised "fun"
orrrrr......
C)
Enjoy the last few weeks in this place that I've called home while simultaneously planning another move/trying to keep my sanity (and eating everything in the freezer/fridge because lets be honest, moving food sucks).
Sigh...........I'm not a good person.
It'll end up being a pretty good mix of B) and C)
Party at my house???
It'll end up being a pretty good mix of B) and C)
Party at my house???
Wait...why are you being evicted again? Are these just houses and places of residence that people you know aren't living in and are being generous by letting you stay in them? And then they think it'd be cool to stop making payments on their extra houses, causing you to have to move? How come you've been living such a nomadic existence as of late?
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