Asia -32 pts

I'll be needing one of these while I'm all by my lonesome in Utah.  Whoever wants to buy it for me, it will be much appreciated and I'll love you forever.  Please and thank you.

Just kidding.

The only thing this is missing is a creepy head and little eyeballs that stare down at you while you're sleeping. At least it might sell to some of the Twi-tards (ya Twilight humor!)

For supposedly being one of the smartest and innovative cultures, this thing sucks.

Sorry, Asia.  You just got a thumbs down.